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redheaded-idiot said:
/alright he's just/ /dumping all ten lovespoons in front of you he is DONE/ /they're painted and all/ /some are chains and others have actual moving balls inside/

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

*blinks before looking at them and oh*

They are beautiful, Arthur, thank you.

*slowly starts going through every last with an eye for detail gosh* *he’s so talented*

 

—And your fabulous, outstanding, charming boyfriend.

Then I talk about myself.
/he’s trying not to smile/ /counting things off on his fingers/
Then sweets, then Ireland, then Poppet and Roark and Rosie and Alwynn and Sniper and Bun and Risu and Ms. Nippy.
/he’s trying reaaaaaally hard not to smile or laugh/ /like he’s shaking from trying not to laugh/

*moves Arthur a bit so he can squish those cheeks together*

And your grand, wonderful, ravishing, sublime, marvelous, lovely, alluring, dazzling, elegant, fascinating, skillful, extraordinary, and just plain amazing boyfriend.

*makes him do the fishie face*

/snorts/
I think you mean ridiculous, sappy, awful, lazy, easy-on-the-eyes, and narcissistic.

answered 8 hours ago
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

my dog just farted and her prescription dog food makes them seem like a radiation cloud. i dont have the energy to get up and open the door to air my room out so i feel like this may be my last post

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----- Physical M!As -----
Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.
Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.
Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.
Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.
Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.
Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.
Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.
Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.
Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.
Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.
Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.
----- Personality M!As -----
Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.
Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.
ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.
Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.
Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.
Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.
Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.
Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.
Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.
----- Abilities and Afflictions -----
3D Motion: Muse can now fly.
Lights Out: Muse cannot see.
Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.
Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.
Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.
Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.
S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.
Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.
Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.
Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.
Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.
Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.
Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.
Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.
Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.
Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.
Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.
Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.
Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.
Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.
Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.
Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.
That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.
No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.
Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.
Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.
400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.
Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.
Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.
Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.
He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.
----- Interactive M!As -----
Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.
Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.
Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.
I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.
Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.
C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.
Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.
Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.
Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.
Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.
I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.
I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.
Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.
B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.
Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.
Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.
TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.
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-BURNING FUR EVERYWHERE BUT FUCK IT ITS FUR. STARTS CLAWING AT ARTHUR'S SIDE AND NECK-

/REACHES DOWN/ /GRABS HIS CROTCH/

/AND SQUEEZES HE WANTS TO MELT THE DARNED THING/

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-Bad idea. Werewolf bites Arthur's face and yanks-

/gosh frikin darnit/

/WELL GREAT NOW HE’S GOT TO SKIN ON HIS FACE. LOVELY./ /JUST/ /LIGHTS HIS HAND ON FIRE JUST LIGHTS IT ON FIRE AND STARTS YANKING OUT CHUNKS OF FUR WITH IT/

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-Dodges and headbutt's his gut-

/refuses the urge to curl up and cough/ /so instead he coughs and yanks him down to headbut his face/

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/alright he's just/ /dumping all ten lovespoons in front of you he is DONE/ /they're painted and all/ /some are chains and others have actual moving balls inside/

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

*blinks before looking at them and oh*

They are beautiful, Arthur, thank you.

*slowly starts going through every last with an eye for detail gosh* *he’s so talented*

 

—And your amazing, talented, gorgeous boyfriend.

Well then I talk about how wonderful Irishmen are.

—And your fabulous, outstanding, charming boyfriend.

Then I talk about myself.
/he’s trying not to smile/ /counting things off on his fingers/
Then sweets, then Ireland, then Poppet and Roark and Rosie and Alwynn and Sniper and Bun and Risu and Ms. Nippy.
/he’s trying reaaaaaally hard not to smile or laugh/ /like he’s shaking from trying not to laugh/

answered 11 hours ago
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-Stumbles with a bleeding head. Takes a swipe at his legs-

/swings it again/

GOOD-FOR-NOTHING MUTT.

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-With a lamp? Go a head-

/he doesn’t want to bother wasting magic on him/ /and so he turns it over to the metal part and swings it as hard as he can at feli’s face/

/he made sure to grab the silver lamp/

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-ducks and runs at the window-

/tsks and grabs a frikin/ /lamp/

/he is bashin ur frikin ‘ead in/

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/alright he's just/ /dumping all ten lovespoons in front of you he is DONE/ /they're painted and all/ /some are chains and others have actual moving balls inside/

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

*blinks before looking at them and oh*

They are beautiful, Arthur, thank you.

*slowly starts going through every last with an eye for detail gosh* *he’s so talented*

 

*blinks*

Oh… I’m happy to know you can say it at all to be honest. *smiles and kisses the top of his head* I bet you just say it all day and night to your friends. About how great and awesome I am and everything. You probably gush all excitedly. 

Well I mostly talk about chocolate, to be honest.

—And your amazing, talented, gorgeous boyfriend.

Well then I talk about how wonderful Irishmen are.

answered 12 hours ago
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/alright he's just/ /dumping all ten lovespoons in front of you he is DONE/ /they're painted and all/ /some are chains and others have actual moving balls inside/

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

*blinks before looking at them and oh*

They are beautiful, Arthur, thank you.

*slowly starts going through every last with an eye for detail gosh* *he’s so talented*

 

*hums a little gosh this is really nice*

I love you, Arthur.


/nods/ /goodness/ /goodness/
…I can say it when you’re not around, you know.

*blinks*

Oh… I’m happy to know you can say it at all to be honest. *smiles and kisses the top of his head* I bet you just say it all day and night to your friends. About how great and awesome I am and everything. You probably gush all excitedly. 

Well I mostly talk about chocolate, to be honest.

answered 13 hours ago
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Anonymous said:
You seem quite attached to the murderer.

I know plenty of murderers.

answered 13 hours ago
# Anonymous # ask
August 22nd  -  23 notes  -  O
/alright he's just/ /dumping all ten lovespoons in front of you he is DONE/ /they're painted and all/ /some are chains and others have actual moving balls inside/

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

*blinks before looking at them and oh*

They are beautiful, Arthur, thank you.

*slowly starts going through every last with an eye for detail gosh* *he’s so talented*

 

*puts his arm around Arthur and nuzzles the top of his head yes yes* *gives him all the affection and attention and love he can*

I know, I know.


/just kind of/ /h„,ugs alfred/ /and wraps his tail around him GOSH/

*hums a little gosh this is really nice*

I love you, Arthur.


/nods/ /goodness/ /goodness/
…I can say it when you’re not around, you know.

answered 13 hours ago
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/alright he's just/ /dumping all ten lovespoons in front of you he is DONE/ /they're painted and all/ /some are chains and others have actual moving balls inside/

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

*blinks before looking at them and oh*

They are beautiful, Arthur, thank you.

*slowly starts going through every last with an eye for detail gosh* *he’s so talented*

 

*hums and leans his head against his boifrans*

Well, I would hope you’d wear my necklace.

/g-GOSH/ /he just/ /gosh he can’t even/ /just groans and hides his face in alfred’s chest/ /muffled grumbling/
Y’re the w’rst the abs’lute w’rst.

*puts his arm around Arthur and nuzzles the top of his head yes yes* *gives him all the affection and attention and love he can*

I know, I know.


/just kind of/ /h„,ugs alfred/ /and wraps his tail around him GOSH/

answered 14 hours ago