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pyonpyonusagi-chan said:
Hey Caelan. *reaches for his shirt sleeve*

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

pyonpyonusagi-chan:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

pyonpyonusagi-chan:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

Yes Pyon?

 

*Squints at both of them*

*Oh what’s this? Chocolate?*

*Pulls a bar out of her pocket*

*It’s the finest brand smell that chocolate*

Uh.. uH OH! Yeah chocolate that… that’s some good stuff…

*stumbles over to her and snatches it*

Hah yea… chocolate….?

/WOW THAT WAS A VERY POOR IMPERSONATION/

/INTERNALLY SIGHS AND DOES THE SAME THING/

*Smirks*

Gotcha~

*Steals another kiss from the first Arthur, lingering softly*

*Chuckles*

No.. no nO NO NO NO NO

I SAID STOP

*Slams her against the wall*

DO YOU KNOW WHAT NO MEANS? BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING TEACH YOU WHAT NO MEANS.

/tsks/

Wow, Caelan, you are an awful actor. /grabs him and runs into another room/

/snaps his fingers and strengthens the cockney accent and makes his face form into a scowl/

When she comes in, yell at her. I don’t care what you say, just yell.

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ultrafacts:

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These dudes are legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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Hey Caelan. *reaches for his shirt sleeve*

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

pyonpyonusagi-chan:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

Yes Pyon?

 

*Squints at both of them*

*Oh what’s this? Chocolate?*

*Pulls a bar out of her pocket*

*It’s the finest brand smell that chocolate*

Uh.. uH OH! Yeah chocolate that… that’s some good stuff…

*stumbles over to her and snatches it*

Hah yea… chocolate….?

/WOW THAT WAS A VERY POOR IMPERSONATION/

/INTERNALLY SIGHS AND DOES THE SAME THING/

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shucks-busters:

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

unbelievable

this is not butter

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retrogradeworks:

feralworks:

build-a-diy:

8-foot giant squid pillow.

You’ll need:

  • 2 yards of felt
  • 1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups)
  • 1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes)
  • white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using
  • pins
  • about 5 lbs. of stuffing
  • a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern

You can find many of these things down at the many places on Fabric Row, on 4th Street between Bainbridge and Catherine. Pearl, at 417 South Street, sometimes has stuffing if you can’t find any.

First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together.

These aren't to scale.

Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern:

FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1

FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2

FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3

FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4

FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6

FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8

So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it.

THE ARMS: Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff.

THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s.

THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to…

THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6.

When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment.

PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done!

Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand).

THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body.

Reblogging because I never know when I’ll need a giant squid plushie.

O___________________________O

I need to make one out of minky fabric to use as a body pillow.  Like, NOW.

I also think these would be hilarious mounted on a wall XD.

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Hey Caelan. *reaches for his shirt sleeve*

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

pyonpyonusagi-chan:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

Yes Pyon?

*Finds the room they’re in and sees the two Arthurs*

*Sniffs, they even smell the same*

What’s this?

*Watches both Pyon and the actual Arthur, a bit dumbfound*

uh…

/does the exact same same thing/

uh…

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*sweeps Arthur up right in her arms before giving him a big old smooch* Come watch the eclipse with me. *and off they go yep*

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

/opens his mouth/

/turns to risu/

Uh. Bye?

 

Ah… the eclipse is just about over…

Well, it was surely gorgeous while it lasted.

/grumbles/

Didn’t even drip like blood or anything…

Well, of course not.

The moon’s not stained. Just a lovely shadow. *scoots over closer*

You want to head back, or lay here a bit longer?

I don’t feel like getting up.

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fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

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confused-polarity:

s1uts:

misterdelfuego:

60°

accurate

I forgot you were using farengheieigh for a second and I was very confused and concerned

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Hey Caelan. *reaches for his shirt sleeve*

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

pyonpyonusagi-chan:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

pyonpyonusagi-chan:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

Yes Pyon?

 

Owow-!

*Growls, yelling* Arthur, you jerk! You bring him back! He’s mine! You already have Alfred!

*Starts drawing a portal on the ground around herself*

*Sits on the floor and holds his sides*

Ugh that was… awful…

You can literally hear her trying to find  me…

/shrugs/

Give me a blowjob or something I don’t know. Break her heart so badly she goes to cry in a corner somewhere.

*And that portal opens in the wall to the room they’re in*

…Caaaelaaaan…

Where aaaare you~?

Honey pie? I miss you already! Why’d you go away? Love of my life, golden treasure, my Caelan, come here~

*Shuffles behind Arthur’s chair*

oh god oh no seriously…

/sighs and poofs them to a different room, although it’s still nearby since he wasn’t paying attention/
Alright hold still. /frowns a bit and looks at Caelan/ /then holds his hands up and does some fancy wrist motions/
Stretching might hurt, but try not to grunt or anything. /oh look Caelan you’re growing/ /and you can literally feel your hair changing/ /and your clothes too/
/oh look you can feel an eye popping in but you still can’t see Arthur’s not that nice/ /holds up a mirror/
There. Now you look just like me. Now, when she comes in copy exactly everything I do. I even changed your scent and your voice.

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that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

 

*IT GOT ME IN TROUBLE WITH YOU*

*I NEVER EVEN SPLASHED THE WATER ON YOUR HAIR* 

*IT WAS THAT EVIL THING*

/YOU’VE NEARLY GUTTED ME BEFORE/

/SPLASHING WATER WASN’T NEARLY AS BAD/

*THAT DOESN’T MATTER SINCE IT NEARLY HAPPENED*

*AS IN, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN*

/BUT IT WAS MY DUCK/

/POPPET GAVE IT TO ME/

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*sweeps Arthur up right in her arms before giving him a big old smooch* Come watch the eclipse with me. *and off they go yep*

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-boyfriend:

redheaded-idiot:

/opens his mouth/

/turns to risu/

Uh. Bye?

 

*eyes light up when he said observatory*

I would love to see it. *oh, this night got even better* Thank you, love.

Y-Yeah sure. /LOOKS AT THE MOON/

/HEY WAIT A MINUTE/ /frowns/

It’s not all red anymore.

Ah… the eclipse is just about over…

Well, it was surely gorgeous while it lasted.

/grumbles/

Didn’t even drip like blood or anything…

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Happy birthday. Should I bring out the party poppers now or later?

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

redheaded-idiot:

that-redheaded-idiots-servant:

redheaded-idiot:

redheaded-idiot:

Why not now? I’m something to be celebrated.

 

Good. Because there’s no way I’m cleaning anything up myself.

Not surprising.

Well I did catch you so you could clean.

You didn’t catch me.

Close enough.

I’m not going to be here on my day off you know. I won’t be cleaning?

…Wow. Awful.
Alright alright no day off.

image

Make up your mind.

Hey so long as I own this house I can be as fickle as I want.

answered 3 hours ago  (© redheaded-idiot)