brattyconifer:

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

nervousalpha better not steal my boyfriend

nervousalpha:

redheaded-idiot:

 

For most people. /sighs/

I’m just going to wait a week and see if anything happens. If a week’s over and it’s still good, I’ll let myself relax. 

Seems like a right bother, if you ask me. Why not just relax as it is? I mean, even if you’re spending time worryin’ over it, what’s it gonna achieve?

It really is. And I can’t do that.

If I let myself relax then I’ll just end up being disappointed. Might as well stay alert and either be right or be relieved.